differs from the old
'radial ontologies'
in that
the zodiac's 'stars'
are words and
strings of words
where the ontology postulated
ill-defined story-fragments
but they should map closely
now since every internet community
has its own favorite turns of phrase
they should each have a predominant 'sign'
on the zodiac

and someday no doubt
Google Trends
along with mapping places and times
of searches
will list the web communities
(slashdot, imdb, rigorous intuition)
that use each phrase
most often