these are themes i see repeatedly in twitter jokes
it's not meant as a criticism
but as a step towards semanticweb-ai-tagset
they're arranged as a storysequence as far as possible
stayed up all night
insomnia
noisy neighbors
woke late
dream
morning wood
hungover
morning mouth
woke in strange place
woke with strange bedmate
woken by kids/pets
need coffee
hair of dog
strange breakfast
high-calorie breakfast
leftovers for breakfast
strange dress for work
late to work
skip work
unemployed
self-employed
to-do list
internet addictions
videogame addictions
teevee addictions
wasting time
ocd
exercise/gym
music soundtrack
commute
weird co-workers
stupid bosses
stupid software
poor social skills
asperger's
boring life
no friends
clumsy flirting
getting favrd
getting followers
losing followers
if life were like tv/games/movies
better software ideas
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